But... TLJ was awful. 

“What’s football?”
-- Warriors bandwagon fans

Gruden is the perfect coach for Trump’s MURCA. You could paraphrase that 1998 quote as MAKE THE NFL GREAT AGAIN. “Sure, you can use your fancy <finger quotes> statistics, but I go with my gut.” He can’t wait to break out the overhead projector and go through his old playbook. He is the perfect coach for that team in…

He makes Trump look almost human. Gah. It’s worse than looking at JPP’s mangled hand. Every Davis photo should come with a warning. He’s not just ugly, he’s downright disturbing. I would not be surprised to see him on To Catch a Predator.

Those gym teachers are the highest paid government employees in their respective states. 

1) Jimmy Garaopoloopololol is a handsome young man, a multi-millionaire, and an NFL quarterback, FFS. It’s not that he’s spending quality time with porn stars that’s so sad, it’s that (it’s safe to say) he would do ok with the ladies, but chose a porn star who is gruesome. I generally do not comment on a person’s…

If you draft Winston, you get Winston. It is known.

He's responsible for half of Amber Stevens, too. 

OBUMMER IS A TYRANT

I don't know the man, but with name like that, how can you not trust him. 

He had to stop several times to recharge his faux outrage. 

I’m more of a college fan, and it baffles me that people who are paid big money to Know Things about pro football still fall for Sam types (Bradford, Darnold). Big kid, strong arm, dumb as a stump. HE CAN’T MISS. As Drew noted, he gave the ball away last year like it was trick-or-treat candy. I believe he’ll find NFL…

I think it’s worth noting that Johnson was gracious in defeat. He clapped politely when the decision was read, granted interviews, etc. He’s a world-class athlete and apparently a world-class human being. Meanwhile, on this very website, there’s a story with the headline “Nate Diaz is back, and thank God.” Yes,…

He timed this to come after WYTS. 

Native Baltimoron here, not a Ravens fan. Listening to the racist Ravens fans defend Ray Ray is like listening to a Trumpanzee. 

MURCAN logic, 2018.

I just read the terms of service for my laptop and I'll be darned... 

What I love about this list is that it’s not immediately apparent whether it’s in descending or ascending order. I pity the OC for taking the time to sort this out.

John Elway has drafted five quarterbacks as Broncos GM. In order from best to worst:

But are they TRUE MURCAN PATRIOT animal bones? My guess is they’re the bones of random peasants from a mass grave. Imagine how many nukes they can build while Trump’s team of doctors* discovers this.

*Former coal company executives who donated ass-loads of money to Trump’s campaign

I was a reporter in Washington during the Clinton Administration. Supposedly the White House Press Corps is the pinnacle of political reporting, but they’re nothing but stenographers. They are terrified of losing what they consider “access”. They’re not about to risk giving up their seats to Actual Journalists.