You are a bad person.

Does no one care about OSU and Meyer’s HURRTAGE?

Why do you hate America? Why do you want the terrorists to win?

This is bad Kinja. Wagyu is the Christopher Nolan film of goods. People declare it a masterpiece long before experiencing it. Yes, I know fat gives beef its flavor, but wagyu is all fat. It would be like making pretzels almost entirely out of salt because salt gives pretzels their flavor. I’ve had wagyu, and I don’t…

DERP DERP PETE ROSE DERP DERP MAN’S GAME

On the other hand, Jefferson Beauregard started a new task force to make sure white self-described Christians get a fair shake. So we’ve got that going for us. 

You should run this on The Onion. “Man illegitimately installed by foreign power does not wish to change the system which allowed him to steal an election.”

I’m sorry they took this down. I thought it was brilliant. A few years back I watched a great video in which a video expert debunked the moon landing conspiracy. While some argue that the technology to go to the moon didn’t exist, he showed how the technology to fake it definitely did NOT exist. Your reasoning strikes…

“Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from the oligarchies of the past in that we know…

Your reasoning is sound, your data is compelling, your sources are respectable and your argument is well constructed. I’m convinced.

Rudy is the shiny keys. There is absolutely, positively nothing newsworthy in these daily “OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD STORIES”, and yet it’s much easier for the supposedly LIBRUL RAGS to fill in the template for the “crazy shit Trump/Giuliani said” story du jour than do Actual Journalism. This is corruption of a depth and…

I’m a polite white person so I’m going to go ahead and ignore the headline because I am eagerly awaiting future titles in this series. How to talk to a:

Really bad. Just tremendously bad. The worst. How many do I have left?
-- Donald Trump

It would be fun to seen their uniforms if they changed the team name to Velour. 

While I admire your ability to turn a phrase, I doubt your description is on point. If this was true, Arena League would be the Biggest Thing Ever.

Too late. The Arena League fanboys will never let you live this down.

Came here to say this. Even professional fighters collapse like a folding chair after a liver shot. Stephens is a tough mofo to even try to continue fighting. Jorge Linares was arguably winning the fight before Vasyl Lomachenko ended the fight with a liver punch.

Am I correct assuming you are not a major league center fielder?

Paul absolutely will get injured again this year. Acting as if his injury was a fluke that torpedoed an otherwise sure series win is conveniently ignoring his history. The line on the Rockets is that they were built to beat the Warriors. While we’re dealing in hypotheticals, if Cousins gets healthy, he makes Capela…

The last piece to fall into place will presumably be the addition of Carmelo Anthony.

Nothing spells CHAMPIONSHIP quite like putting two of the worst defenders in the NBA on the floor at the same time.