Dang. I thought you printed them because YOUR LIBTARDS WHO HATE AMERICA AND WANT THE TERRORISTS TO WIN.

Let us not forget that these homunculi can and DO vote. Check out the news if you want to know the result of this proud, defiant ignorance.

You hold the door for hot chicks and slam it in the face of libtards and brown people. IT’S IN THE BIBLE MORANS.

As far as I know, he’s not a cannibal.

But on the other hand, he was chosen because of a sleazy, back-alley deal between a Russian plant and an apparently crooked Supreme Court Justice in the expectation that he will exonerate both of them should their crimes make it to the Court.

So much to consider.

Unlike other NBA players, Lavine can jump really, really high. Or something.

Trump walking in front of the queen.

+1 concordantly

The soccer team is doing better than Brexit. 

Imagine Boston fans, but without any success.

They were hoping to get pissed after the match in the English sense, but instead they’re pissed in the American sense. 

BLAH BLAH DEEP STATE BLAH BLAH FAKE NEWS BLAH BLAH DISHONEST MEDIA BLAH BLAH GEORGE SOROS BLAH BLAH LIBRUL CONSPIRACY

Trump voter: This is a well-reasoned and convincing argument.

I worked with Rod when we were both cub reporters. It’s been sad watching make a name for himself as the spokesman for people who think the Catholic church isn’t as out of touch as it could be. Reading him is like talking to a Trump supporter. I am not familiar with the world in which he lives. 

Perhaps you are unaware that the player in question is the biggest head case in the NBA, will probably not play this year, and is recovering from an injury few players from which few players successfully come back. He didn’t get any offers. He called the Warriors to ask for the deal. Other than that, great article. 

I’m looking forward to them being the first team to get swept in the first round of a playoff series when Russ shoots 4-50 in game 4.

He’s done as a “max guy”. Did you paste this comment from 2014?

You’re ok with them paying a kajillion dollars to watch the last remaining purveyor of Hero Ball mail it in but … oh, I get it. It’s funny because he’s white. So edgy.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you...

Liberal is now an insult, otherwise devoid of meaning, like doodyhead or cocksucker. Most Trumpanzees couldn’t begin to tell you what the liberal philosophy is, except that it has something to do with coloreds and gays and murdering babies.

“Been there, done that.”
-- Mitt Romney

I’m sure the right-wingers will have a measured, reasonable response to this victory by a socialist, Puerto Rican woman.