This is original and helpful. If only Senegal had known this before the game...

As a MURCAN who casually follows soccer (which is a British word), I would say changing the culture of the sport so that players aren’t encouraged to act like they’ve been shot by a cannon at the slightest contact (or no contact at all) seems reasonable.

Whats funny is how you think rape is funny. I am ashamed to share 15% of my DNA with you. And your team sucks.

And to think I thought he was an asshole for stealing crab legs. 

You are who you hang out with, period.

Man, Canada needs to pick up the slack if they want to keep pace with the rest of the North American continent.

I think you’re unaware of how many miles of international borders actually exist. The percentage of those miles that are marked are statistically insignificant.

In the US, this is absolutely true. “Running with brown skin” is a crime.

No.
More.
Kyrgios.
I beg you.
He’s not mercurial, or colorful, or passionate. He’s just an asshole.

I think what Kyrgios needs to understand is that there’s a particular level of professionalism and decorum expected from all athletes adults. Let’s stop making excuses for him. He’s just an asshole.

I love how totally not offensive it is to refer to Mexican soccer players as “little brothers”.

Homophonic? Aisle c’est!

They’re rivals in the same way the Yankees and my softball team are rivals. 

If Mexico is playing and the US isn’t, that can only mean...

Heh. White guy jokes. So edgy and timely.

There are so many problems with this question I’m afraid it might break the internet.

The Commissioner Who Shall Not Be Named

They have no defence, no midfield, they don’t even have a keeper who’s a regular starter for his own club. There’s no service to the forwards, their shooting (Messi included on this one) when they do get a chance is horrid, the manager would be out-managed by the manager of a Burger King...

“That’s what.”
-- she

Yep. The word on Argentina coming into the Cup was “Messi and absolutely no one else”, and yet this will be a stain on his “legacy”.