And Lo, the squeals of indignation were heard from hither and yon, from the darkest corners of 4chan; to the deepest, dankest of the subreddits. Loins were girded, as yet unwashed, and powerful links to Reason, Breitbart, and The Heritage Foundation were unsheathed. The Dark Prince had cast down the gauntlet, and,…

There was plenty of bubblegum pop in the 1960s, and there's plenty of music beyond what's played on the radio now.

No. The target audience was male gamergators who masturbate to the thought of Zoe Quinn being gang-raped.

Nutritionists are the new Communications majors and naturopaths are every bit as quacky as Oz. The fuck outta here with that shit.

"Frankly if I wanted dietary advice I'd try to find a decent naturopath or consult a nutritionist."

This is the disappointments list. The disgraceful embarrassment thread will come later.

A theatre professor of mine once worked on a show that cooked real food onstage. It was so integral to the script that they actually had a real kitchen built onto the stage. Part of this was a coffee pot. One night, during intermission a man walked *on to the stage* poured himself a cup, and one for his wife, and…

"When someone rapes a person they go to prison."

I want to live in whatever amazing utopia she clearly lives in.

Take a moment for the following thought experiment: thousands people of color descend on Manhattan dressed in costume with the express purpose of moving in large mobs and getting drunk. How would the event be reported in the press? Would more than 2 police show up on a given block to manage the raucous and disruptive…

Get *on* my lawn, kids!

HE LOOKS LIKE A WEE BABY WINSTON CHURCHILL

That's how old Anakin and Padme were when they met.

Makes sense. It's so much harder for them to get married and have it be respected, I think it's not done as lightly as it may be in other cases. Straight couples sometimes feel the need to be married because they're pregnant, because it's expected, because they want sex (religious), etc. Gay couples get married…

Pfft. My furbabies are TOTALLY my babies, and I will never apologize for rescuing helpless creatures who already existed instead of opting to create a new human being. But if there's a heaven, damned straight pets are going there, so I do have to give him points for that one.

Does she really carry an orange pen and wear orange-y scarves to reinforce her pathetic, self-proclaimed 'Princeton' brand? I'd like to complete the look by stuffing a large Navel orange into her mouth so we never have to hear any argle-bargle from her again.

Ain't that just the way it always goes. Taking credit when you can't show receipts.

So how the hell are they doing it? That sentence isn't a rhetorical construction: I'm genuinely wondering how the hell Taco Bell is pulling this off.

It's his masturpiece. His...Boner Lisa.