I hate lululemon for one experience that always clouds my opinion. My favourite niece is super athletic, healthy, and fit, and is probably around a woman's size 10 or so (she's 16). About a year ago, for her birthday I told her I'd get her something from that store, since all her friends think it's the coolest, and…

Tim: I'll tell ya what I'd like to see, John. I'd like to see one of those falcons swoop on down there and just ram it to one of those pigeons.

Holy crap, this guy is so lucky that he got out alive, especially at this time of year. Falcon attacks are often deadly, except in January.

That bird should be careful. The last Falcon to really piss someone off got his house burned down.

Best possible?

I didn't watch the trailer, but please tell me they're not casting Mark Whalberg as Marcus Luttrell. Marcus is 6'5". This is as bad as having Tom Cruise play Jack Reacher.

These long-winded sociological-mumbo-jumbo-laced apologies annoy me just as much as the insults that inspire them. Just say you're sorry for being a douche and spare me the thesis.

Well, yay.

Jesus Christ, just how sterilized do you guys want the internet to become?

Wait, since when can't men be hobags?

Same.

Agreed. It sounds like she's possessed by the devil or something. Really terrifying. She could be mentally ill.

There is something really dark and unnerving about her voice and behavior, I kind of don't even think this is funny.

"you wanna put that WHERE?"

what the fuck L.F.O.? you're grounded.

I really don't understand how its even tolerable for more than 5 minutes.

As much as I like the idea of buttfucking, I'm not sure I could do it all night. I could probably give longer than I can receive, but in either event, all night seems impossible and unhealthy.

Uh...this is racist as fuck. I don't know how else to paint it.

It took .0001 seconds for my ears to start bleeding.

Urgh. This is al kinds of gross. The music is far more offensive than the racism, and that's pretty damn offensive.