But that's not what I learned in Econ 101!!! Supply and demand!!! Supply and demand!!!

Good. I hope the Fusion cartridge comes down in price to where I can afford to change the blade more often than every six months.

I always post this when we talk about mid-size pickups but it's only because I want one so bad:

I feel much smarter than I did before reading this article. Thanks for that.

There was an article not too long ago about a woman who was kind of doing the same thing and all of the comments were "You go, girl."

It doesn't sound any different than when I used to play army or cowboys when I was a kid. I'm not all fucked up because I "killed" my friends a couple hundred times.

Alcohol - Allowing you to make fundamentally sound choices for centuries.

Whoah, whoah, whoah. I thought Pocohontas happened on Pandora.

It would just be gross to be anyone #2 or up. Jesus, by 45, I can't imagine she's digging it, so you're essentially raping her. Gah!

Jesus. I can't believe I did that. The Clippers are the minor league baseball team. He's something else. Weird seeing a kid that was at your house get into pro sports.

My son's friend, Will Trapp, will make $127,000 from the Columbus Clippers. Not bad for a kid who left school (Akron) after 2 years.

Man, if you can't find true love on a TV show, where can you find it?

Wow. I can't believe it took them all day to put that piece of shit together.

No. You don't. You surprise her. And when you pop the question, you stare at her eyes. If it looks like it might be a no, well, you get up nice and close and say, "well...?"

"...but can't and is bitter about it, if this person only barely spoke English and wasn't precisely sure on which side of the camera is the one you're supposed to look through."

"Utes?"

AND IT WAS A CASH BAR!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Seth MacFarlane's brand of humor seems to work well in cartoons like Family Guy and The Simpsons, not in real interpretations of fully-realized people who may have actually encountered this type of racism and sexism in their lives.

I mispronounced macabre until I was in college. In fact, I thought there were two words that meant the same thing: Macawb, which I heard a lot but never saw in print and Mack-a-burr, which I saw in print, but never heard.

If a racist texts racist shit in a park and no one sees, is it still racist?