"That's a total dick move."

4 years ago my mom died. It wasn't unexpected - she'd had cancer for years - but it was still hard. The weekend of her death was the first time I heard The Flaming Lips' Do You Realize? and it had a profound impact on me and the way I view death. It was like a revelation...we're all going to die and no one knows when…

Finn without Jake is in a world where I do not want to belong.

That didn't bother me at all. Because I knew that he would die in jail. That there are pretty good odds that he will experience "consensual sex" at the hands of an inmate, and that he has to live with himself while the world forgets him. That's will be the best punishment: we need to forget him, now.

Is there any significance to the $23.17?

I don't get the allure of burnouts.

I hope Lulu Lemon fucks Abercrombie and Fitch murders them both.

I hope that's going to be a series.

In-N-Out Burger and Chipotle are close.

Article 7, Section V, subsection aa.: "...even if just glimpsed through a window."

The deal is this. The expensive part of the initial design is the specs. Most stores spec a size 8 in women's and do gradient scaling down to 0 and up to 12. After that, the gradient scaling gets sloppy, so they need another spec. In plus sizes, it is an 18. This adds to the overall cost of the garment.

That's the worst story I've ever heard. How did you refrain from kicking that bitch's ass?

My Homeowner's Association has a rule that specifies that I am not to remove my shirt if I can be seen from the street. They're a mean group.

I worked for several years for Lane Bryant when Cheryl Turpin was the CEO and it was still part of The Limited. Cheryl insisted that our clothes not be designed for the "larger customer" but just for the customer. The AVERAGE woman who wanted to dress nice. The 5 years she led the company while I was there were our…

Wow. Reading through the comments here, you Detroiters are lucky anyone does anything for you. Every hit this gets on youtube will be a reminder to someone that Detroit is worth saving. If even one person does something about it...volunteers, sends money, whatever, then this has been a huge success.

Yakkity Sax makes everything better. I want it played at my funeral.

If Jeep would release this, I would give them what they wanted:

Our great national nightmare is over.

I am not being snarky. She appears to have Down's Syndrome. Maybe it's mild, but everything about her suggests it.

I am still riding a 1998 Specialized Rockhopper with no suspension. I feel a fool.