...and the pictures of him having anal sex will appear in 3...2...1...

He ended up refunding most of the tickets and promising a new show.

The tortilla chips looks like a great practical joke. Guests just can't get salsa on their chip! And if they go ahead and eat it, cancer and birth defects! Ha!

I want the Istanbul one to say "Not Constantinople".

I got free tickets to see Neil Diamond. He had laryngitis that night but bravely pushed on and did the show. Terrible.

"But the subtext of domination, rape, humiliation, hurt or even killing that is now woven into much available pornography..."

I want that so bad. I would mow everyone in the neighborhood's lawn with that.

That's brilliant. Because those "Bratz" dolls were already creepy as fuck.

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Abu Dhabi Policeman:

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I'm dating myself, but I remember when Helm's had a truck that went through the neighborhoods (this was Lynwood in South Central) and you went out and bought your bread there.

It's more about meeting him. He signed up for it, he should have shown.

It makes me proud of the auto enthusiast community that street racing is so frowned upon. I've belonged to several fairly busy forums for Audi and Subaru and inevitably a new guy will post a clip of him tearing it up on public streets.

Not very aerodynamic.

I don't agree with you that Manning camp was meaningless. Maybe to you. But not to the kids who were expecting to meet and be taught by Heisman Award winner Johnny Football. You make a fucking commitment, you keep it.

To further quote Weaver, who is from Huntington Beach: "Dude. That's harsh."

Chris is the dick here. Bob doesn't have to be a shitty driver to hit a car directly across from his driveway. He was asking for a courtesy.

I tried that thing where you keep the scrubs you wore during birth (mine for the boys and my wife's for my daughter). On their birthday we were going to take a picture of them in that shirt. It was going to be epic.

Lightning Ghost Sharks of the Fifth Dimension with Sharks in a storm with bees in their mouths.