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It's more about meeting him. He signed up for it, he should have shown.

It makes me proud of the auto enthusiast community that street racing is so frowned upon. I've belonged to several fairly busy forums for Audi and Subaru and inevitably a new guy will post a clip of him tearing it up on public streets.

Not very aerodynamic.

I don't agree with you that Manning camp was meaningless. Maybe to you. But not to the kids who were expecting to meet and be taught by Heisman Award winner Johnny Football. You make a fucking commitment, you keep it.

To further quote Weaver, who is from Huntington Beach: "Dude. That's harsh."

Chris is the dick here. Bob doesn't have to be a shitty driver to hit a car directly across from his driveway. He was asking for a courtesy.

I tried that thing where you keep the scrubs you wore during birth (mine for the boys and my wife's for my daughter). On their birthday we were going to take a picture of them in that shirt. It was going to be epic.

Lightning Ghost Sharks of the Fifth Dimension with Sharks in a storm with bees in their mouths.

Whoah, whoah, whoah.

HE SPLITTING LANES AT SOME POINT, I KNOW IT!!!

Why are they always set up so that they can be navigated? I would think if you wanted security, would put them so that there were horizontal bars about 2" apart from floor to ceiling across the whole room. Do that in two spots. Your jewel is safe.

I started out as an incredibly handsome baby and now have a long, skinny squished head and am weird looking.

Thank you for adding to fuel the fire of my hatred for Mark May.

I love cake like...well, like a fat kid love cake.

My apologies.

At one time or another, every man has thought about acquiring Kim Kardashian's butt.

And I was able to post my most popular comment by riding your coattail.

And if there's anything hotter than having sex with a spouse who doesn't want to, well I don't know what it is.