It’d be a few less people born into unearned wealth, power, and privilege, all of which they get at the expense of their loyal subjects.

Why are only Argentinians allowed to talk?

The Queen who ruled over that empire?  

We fought a war to not have to be ruled by them.  The terms of the peace treaty, IIRC, say that we are still allowed to gawk, mock, laugh, stare, whatever.

I think generally people are aware it comes from caffeine, but I think the point of this article is how much caffeine there is in them may still be surprising.

The Bitcoin community celebrates May 22 as sort of a milestone holiday of sorts by buying pizza with Bitcoin and sharing it amongst friends, which is admittedly pretty cute. 

you’re whining and complaining, fyi.  this article doesn’t affect your life at all.  if you don’t agree with it (whatever that might even mean) you can just ignore and continue making these jokes if that’s what you want.

Who gets breakfast in bed anywhere they will have to be the ones to clean up the mess?

Ballpark rules vary; some allow guests to bring their own water bottles, and some do not.

Requesting that they split the check five ways (even if it’s an even split) is just not okay

You know what? You are right, we do think every other state’s drivers suck, but we also think every other Maryland driver who is not ME sucks (get out of the left lane! I’m cruisin’ here!).  Anyways, the Dead were one-hit wonders.

I didn’t say we’re obligated not to kill animals. I eat meat. My favorite food literally involves torturing an animal to death. But I’m not sure what relevance what other animals without our intelligence do has to this discussion? When hyenas split the atom, or a crocodile illuminates me with a brilliant take on…

Blue crabs are the best crabs (also, I’ve heard that people in VA and NC sometimes boil, rather than steam, their blue crabs, which is bad and dumb if true). Old Bay is more of a symbol than the best of anything (every crab place I go to has their own proprietary spice blend I get to go with the crabs), although…

Jokes at the expense of vegans are so fucking dumb and hack. I’ve met way more pleasant vegans than unpleasant vegans (and I’ve met way more unpleasant meat enthusiasts than unpleasant vegans), probably because vegans constantly have to deal with non-vegans, and so really can’t be assholes all the time to us.

You have a great career ahead of you as a washed up ‘90s comedian.  

I think you’re not understanding the way the word “option” is being used here. Nothing in this article or anywhere else indicates that there will be a choice of anything besides something vegan on Fridays (besides straight up milk, and the grace period).

I guess I’m just not sure what, beyond satisfying some fleeting sense of vengeance, torturing and slaughtering people achieves for society except bringing us down close to the level they were at when they committed their crime. Limiting someone’s last meal to $20 doesn’t bring back their victims (for that matter,…

To be fair, when you do that many executions, the bill probably starts to really add up (although they could buy in bulk to save money).

Phenomenal and interesting article.

Lol, this is such a dumb way to make decisions.