He was a junior in high school, and it sparked an interest in Villanova as a college choice

I see it as like an Ichiro/Matsui hybrid swing

Now that the massed shooting glass ceiling has been broken, which segment of society can we blame now? 

I would only allow Joanna to decorate my house if she put up signs with mismatched font size in my bathroom that said SHIT or PUSH or DINGLEBERRY or UTI or PISS. Other than that, nope.

Those are the names of children with absent fathers who say, “Sure, that sounds great, Hon” while banging out of town cocktail waitresses 2 at a time.

Because it’s not a big deal. It’s a song. Really dumb for them to post but this does not make them racist. Keep reaching though.

Is the irony lost on anyone that in the song Chris Brown is using the N-word because he’s actually Lil Dicky trapped in his body (a la The Hot Chick) and now that he’s black he wants to use it?

Calling this “chanting” is pretty despicable, guys. You’re purposely trying to make this more than it is. The girls are really dumb here but they’re just singing a popular song.

It’s pretty stupid to sing this. It’s pretty stupid to record it and post it online. But as stupid as these kids were, I find it hard to believe that they’re malicious. I’ve never heard this song before, because I’ve crossed into Old Man territory, but these are, in fact, lyrics in the song. That doesn’t excuse it,…

I think ALL people planning to murder someone should broadcast it on Instagram first.

*checks to make sure no one died* Ok good.

My trackpad wore out when I tried to scroll down to see how long this post is.

This essay is a prime example of “Minnesota Nice.”

Hes gonna miss a field goal in the NFC Championship

I have an entire room for fucking. It’s called your mom’s bedroom! HIYO! Gimme me my stars.

Chili is not a soup.

Except:

Fuck respecting adults! Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with people?! That bullshit is always used to justify authoritarianism, ironically by the same people screaming about government overreach.

I don’t know why we worry about North Korea having nukes, we should focus instead on Kim Jong Un’s daddy issues.