Oh man, Kanye deleted *my* Instagram account.

It’s a little more poetic than “I’m only with you cause you’re rich.”

Anything is possible.

Justin Timberlake is 37 years old. He was older than pretty much everyone playing in the game (other than Harrison, Brady and Jones) He has been recording for over 20 years and he still acts and sings like a teen heartthrob. His songs and style have changed, but not matured. He looks like he’s old and tired out there…

For years Johan has waited for his extensive knowledge of the history and culture of Moravia to be of some practical use. Today was that day.

It’s what happens when you view sexuality exclusively through a lens of power: it makes the idea of being penetrated inherently degrading (regardless of gender). There are definitely cases like these that are tinged with a frisson of sublimated homosexual desire, but for the most part, the sexual orientation of the…

Delly Delly!

Facebook at that point was basically proto-Tinder. You used it to find people you met at parties and see if they wanted to fuck.

Guys, listen: They are both, somehow, worse than the other one. I understand that rules of logic do not allow for this, but it is still true because they both broke logic and truth.

I mean, that’s only true if you ignore the (very alarmingly huge) extent to which Facebook is responsible for Trump getting elected.

Twitter sucks extremely hard, but it’s nearly impossible to overstate the corrosive effect Facebook is having on public life, all the time, all around us.

Remember ladies and gents. The times that consent can be revoked are before or during, not after. There is no consent takebacks a week later when you realize that he or she isn’t interested in dating you.

I’ve reread this three times trying to figure out if you think Geno Smith went to Western Michigan. You don’t say it, but then what is the relevance of Western Michigan to your buddy’s opinion otherwise? Why not say “My good friend has great dental hygiene and has been saying FOR YEARS...”? Baffling.

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

Anybody else watching this game said to themselves, “I bet Hunter Renfrow will be on the goddamn Patriots after college.”

Now that you mention it, yeah, that music was key. I never really thought about it before but wow, it was perfect.

I liked Tommy a ton. Chris was a cheesy fuck. But...BUT...the music was outstanding and brought it all together.

I used to love watching NFL Primetime with Boomer and Tom Jackson. They were a great duo, their cohesiveness on the highlights was second to none. I still don’t exactly know why ESPN let Tom Jackson go right before the start of the season, but I digress. I know everyone makes fun of him, and jokes him out, but…

You forgot to mention the importance of a good post workout self-flagellation Hamilton. If you can’t make your own back run red with a basic kitchen towel without tears, you’re weak and soft.