In other words, Kim Kardashian is that annoying “friend” from high school who changes their relationship status to “it’s complicated” for a day in hopes of getting a lot of attention, then they change it back the next day. And this happens every few weeks or months.

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

I hate when people say, “I don’t usually support the death penalty but...”

I still don’t want him to get the death penalty. I don’t think him being killed makes anything better.

I for one have never understood why they call it “manslaughter.” What man? And why is he laughing?

A very interesting write up on this case:

Youre a fucking tool

Trump is an idiot but he isn’t wrong for once. That was barely football. It was a fun rugby match.

You need to upgrade your potato video recorder

This is a great sequence. Ignore that person who clearly birthed set design from their own womb and takes any unconventional interpretation as an affront to her birthed child. ZIE MUSSEN HABBEN FURNITURE!

I think it’s been made pretty clear, storywise, that the entire thing is designed by a spy (Ford) from top to bottom, and that they have a serious issue with the staff fucking the robots...

Umm... I think you might need context here. It’s an open plan office. I’m not sure how it’s in anyway weird?

Bah, Maeve’s facility tour in Westworld was the best music video of the year...

Dear Ina,

ICQ was better than the entire current internet

!!!

Nah, the alcoholic is the guy who needs a strict rule on the amount he allows himself to drink.

Dude, I can’t believe people are trying to call you an alcoholic and just wanted to say I totally agree with you. This article is judgemental as hell and basically says that everyone who has more than two drinks becomes a tiresome drunk that you can look down on as you sip your glass of water and then smugly go home.…

Same here. My tolerance is pretty high. Drinks 1 and 2 only prime me for the mild buzz Drink 3 provides, and Drink 4 ends the night with a wonderful buzz-but-not-drunk feeling.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.