I do each one of these things every day and have for years.

Vermin Supreme as peacemaker, that’s the kind of leadership we could use in the White House.

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

Sea Boar is not nearly as powerful as Microphone Wind.

Sorry, but we have progressed past the Stone Age. We have more than pointy sticks to shake at each other, and size isn’t all that matters. As an aside, you are letting the outcome bias your opinion. A smaller person shoves, and then slaps a larger one - can the larger one respond with a punch or not? If not, then I’d…

TIL that the proper response to a verbal slur is physical assault (push followed by a face slap).

I think that Deadspin has a responsibility to add an important detail to this story - that Molitor instigated the confrontation by physically striking Mixon twice. Now, having said that, there is no godly reason Mixon should have responded with the force that he did. 8 billion other ways to physically restrain somone…

According to reporters who saw the video, the interaction started with her, then she made it physical by shoving him, then she escalated by slapping him across the face. Then she got punched. Now go back in your mind and envision in her place was man instead of a woman. Wouldn’t everyone be saying he got what he…

That was a fake security guy. Obv they had permission to be up there. wow. you’re why people think reality tv is real.

Are u a moron?

Box office poison.

It remember reading that a football game only has 15 min of the ball actually being in play. Just so much time goes by between plays. How people can say soccer is boring but watch football always confuses me.

You wanna know what is worse than talking small in person? It’s talking small online.. especially when it comes to online dating. Going to a truck stop and picking up a lot lizard seems more appealing about now.

Not the first time they brought Viking clap to the European mainland.

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

I look at this from the same POV as the writer — that Durant is making a business decision for his own job. But I still hate this decision by him.

Kevin Durant is the kind of guy who turns up all the sliders in NBA 2k

It just now dawned on me: orange juice mayonnaise would be fucking disgusting.

You wrote this article for a person like me who knows nothing about cycling, but you still failed to explain how teams work and how one rider can “help” another. Is it just like moral support? That seems dumb. The Team doesn’t win, right? So it isn’t a best-ball situation with stage times?

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This reminds me of the bread scene in Michael Clayton. Two masters working off each other. When you see something this good, you have to revel in it.