Let’s not discount that it’s entirely possible that the cough caused the fart. 

I loved the shot of him walking up to the clubhouse and the rest of the world top 10 is there grinning ear to ear and congratulating him. They all just barely lost to him and they’re high-fiving like they just won themselves. That’s how big of a legend he is

But the shit.  The shit seems unnecessary.

Seems cruel to lower shit to people on a boat.

I believe he would, because he’s showing an ability to think long term about what really matters.

There is no such thing as bad press, or so they say. This seems to prove that (along with our current president, but I digress). Getting millions of people talking about him, good or bad, meant he got free press and people either remembered a song of his they liked or wanted to listen for the first time. That drove…

YOU’RE just there, occupying the meat space...

At brunch this weekend, I ordered a sandwich made with two slices of hazelnut challah french toast filled with turkey and prosciutto and brie and smeared with syrup and apricot jam. I had a hangover and had gotten mildly baked prior, and eating this thing was a synaesthetic experience; I’m pretty sure I like, heard…

The calendar week starts on Sunday. The work week starts on Monday. The “I start giving a shit week” starts on Wednesday at noon and lasts until 10:30 on Friday morning. 

Dude looks like if Jason Statham went on a diet where he was only allowed to eat quality USMNT wins

The little Latinx girl who teaches spanish?

The infinite unknowable void is way scarier than where Dora and Nemo fuck. 

(I actually used the word), that I would never use that word,

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

I think this is a mischaracterization of the concerns of the complaining parents. I don’t think most of them would object to bringing in underperforming minority students into their schools if it meant that their white children could remain in their chosen neighborhood school. But because space is limited, roping off…

Boston fans don’t know who Bledsoe is, either, but that’s because all basketball players look alike.

Ohtani has been awesome, but I’ve seen the fickle nature of the public’s affection for a cool dog from outer space being added to an iconic cat-mouse duo before.

The people responding to the protestors have a lot in common. I can’t white put my finger on it.

He didn’t actually retire. He’s going to be in a movie about a famous actor who retires from acting and starts riding the subway like a regular guy, and he’s also sick of all the media saturation that people subject themselves to on a daily basis, spending all their time staring at screens instead of interacting with…