Except:

Fuck respecting adults! Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with people?! That bullshit is always used to justify authoritarianism, ironically by the same people screaming about government overreach.

I don’t know why we worry about North Korea having nukes, we should focus instead on Kim Jong Un’s daddy issues.

“Did someone disrespect you? Fuck you, shoot them. Did someone take your parking spot? Fuck you, shoot them. Did someone turn your offer for a date down? Fuck you, shoot them!”

With what? 

why don’t we ask what causes a kid to think that going into a school and shooting it up is the reasonable and appropriate course of action, and fix THAT?

You’re an asshole. We could do it if we had fewer people like you. You go on and on about what we can’t do because you don’t want to do it. Because you’re an asshole.

Take just about everyone’s guns away from them. Very few exceptions. Yes, it’s hard. But that’s what we need to do.

Oh man, Kanye deleted *my* Instagram account.

It’s a little more poetic than “I’m only with you cause you’re rich.”

Anything is possible.

Justin Timberlake is 37 years old. He was older than pretty much everyone playing in the game (other than Harrison, Brady and Jones) He has been recording for over 20 years and he still acts and sings like a teen heartthrob. His songs and style have changed, but not matured. He looks like he’s old and tired out there…

I’ve never wanted Bitcoin to crash until this very moment.

For years Johan has waited for his extensive knowledge of the history and culture of Moravia to be of some practical use. Today was that day.

It’s what happens when you view sexuality exclusively through a lens of power: it makes the idea of being penetrated inherently degrading (regardless of gender). There are definitely cases like these that are tinged with a frisson of sublimated homosexual desire, but for the most part, the sexual orientation of the…

Delly Delly!

Facebook at that point was basically proto-Tinder. You used it to find people you met at parties and see if they wanted to fuck.

Guys, listen: They are both, somehow, worse than the other one. I understand that rules of logic do not allow for this, but it is still true because they both broke logic and truth.

I mean, that’s only true if you ignore the (very alarmingly huge) extent to which Facebook is responsible for Trump getting elected.

Twitter sucks extremely hard, but it’s nearly impossible to overstate the corrosive effect Facebook is having on public life, all the time, all around us.