Remember ladies and gents. The times that consent can be revoked are before or during, not after. There is no consent takebacks a week later when you realize that he or she isn’t interested in dating you.

I’ve reread this three times trying to figure out if you think Geno Smith went to Western Michigan. You don’t say it, but then what is the relevance of Western Michigan to your buddy’s opinion otherwise? Why not say “My good friend has great dental hygiene and has been saying FOR YEARS...”? Baffling.

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

Anybody else watching this game said to themselves, “I bet Hunter Renfrow will be on the goddamn Patriots after college.”

I don’t know you, but I’m so disappointed in you.

Now that you mention it, yeah, that music was key. I never really thought about it before but wow, it was perfect.

I liked Tommy a ton. Chris was a cheesy fuck. But...BUT...the music was outstanding and brought it all together.

I used to love watching NFL Primetime with Boomer and Tom Jackson. They were a great duo, their cohesiveness on the highlights was second to none. I still don’t exactly know why ESPN let Tom Jackson go right before the start of the season, but I digress. I know everyone makes fun of him, and jokes him out, but…

You forgot to mention the importance of a good post workout self-flagellation Hamilton. If you can’t make your own back run red with a basic kitchen towel without tears, you’re weak and soft.

In other words, Kim Kardashian is that annoying “friend” from high school who changes their relationship status to “it’s complicated” for a day in hopes of getting a lot of attention, then they change it back the next day. And this happens every few weeks or months.

It’s what I imagine a heroin high feels like, so if I stop the ear thing, then i need to start taking heroin.

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

I hate when people say, “I don’t usually support the death penalty but...”

I still don’t want him to get the death penalty. I don’t think him being killed makes anything better.

I considered writing a point for point rebuttal of the shows I know, but I’ll just leave you with

Epic trolling son. Gr8 b8, m8.

Well, I think part of that was because it was boring also. They only showed it from the viewpoint of one or two families. Heres a dam idea, show it from the point of view of the Government, Military, CDC, International, etc.. That would have been neat.

Fear the Walking Dead: Hey Guys, a Prequel to the Walking dead, we’ll show you how society breaks down slowly but surely, it will be awesome!

ICQ was better than the entire current internet