It is! And his heart is growing three sizes!

I love her. And it's a really lovely gif, isn't it? Bless Joe & bless Magic Mike.

Because if I write it how will it end up on Jezebel for all the world to see? People need to know the beauty of JHutch!

Do you and Mark have an office bet on who can write the most insane stories in a week? Is it quantity or quality? Who is the judge?

Magic Mike is the gift that keeps on giving! So excited for Magic Mike 2.

Seriously? You really believe that Mark and I are ACTUALLY engaged and that I'm actually purchasing him a Slow Loris as a present?

This is lovely!

Oh dear god, if I'd nailed that, do you think I'd be on Jezebel? Oh no, I'd be kissing that jaw aaaaaall day and aaaaaaaall night.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T! You did not just slander the beautiful and talented Josh Hutcherson, My Mark. DON'T MAKE ME POSTPONE OUR NUPTIALS.

You are evil and FABULOUS.

Mark, my sweetness, I'm fairly positive that Jezebel has never run a thorough article on the magnificence of Josh Hutcherson's jaw.

Mark, baby, if I get you a Slow Loris as an engagement gift, will you start posting about the majesty of nature and Suri Cruise's Burn Book and Josh Hutcherson's magnificent jaw instead of this weird shit they've got you writing? Please, pookie?

Retta is a better woman than I.

THAT'S A TOTALLY VALID REACTION.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF HIS PUNK ASS!

As someone who jumps when she sees A FUCKING SHADOW or like a piece of lint move, this would make me a hysterical sobbing mess. AND THEN THE SNAKE WOULD EAT ME. #slytherinconspiracy #voldemortiseverywhere

Yep. I was disappointed that we didn't get more of Hadley and Hunter on the show. I would have loved to see Hadley transition from human to vampire. I also really love the Hunter character and how Sookie tries to teach him her ways.

Oh I know. They totally fucked up the shifter/were rules on the show and HOW IS SOOKIE NOT A V ADDICT WITH ALL THAT VAMP BLOOD SHE'S CHUGGING? It's ridiculous. I swear the writers are just making shit up. Some stuff (like Jessica's hymen healing) is really cool and interesting. But the other stuff? Nopesies.

In the books, there's a were who's turned into a vamp but he loses all his were abilities. He's also an outcast in both the were and vamp communities because he doesn't fit. And he noms on Sookie like a popsicle.