Thank you! I am exceedingly pleased that you enjoy my hats.

As a connoisseur of fine hats for ladies, I see nothing but beautiful, if a tad understanded, hats.

No. Just no.

I will share it everywhere for you, my beloved food curmudgeon.

I LOVE ALL OF THIS.

Yeah, I have a box of sugar-free peanut M&Ms downstairs that I'm going to have to eat one every 2 days. :(

You're welcome! Every day is a better day with a little Kenzi.

No, this was when I was an undergrad, back in 2001. Loooong before Ford.

Other Canadians have told me this.

That's true, but everyone says Toronto is like half-America, right? So maybe we're New York or something.

I live in Toronto which, as everyone knows, is the most American part of Canada.

YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE. I will now create the greatest true Woodland-themed coffee chain OF ALL TIME.

That is totally misleading and not Woodland-themed at all!

There is a Woodland-Themed Chain of Coffee Shops? I need to know more about this magical place.

SUGAR ALCOHOLS STRIKE AGAIN.

I live near 3 gelato shops, a Baskin Robbins, 2 froyo places, a smoothie place and a specialty GF cupcake store.

I'm going to post my favourite youtube video here because CHARTER OF RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS, BITCHES.