Please marry me.

It was a long time ago, but basically, it started out as small lumps and then they grew until I couldn't put my arm down fully. It was very painful anytime something (clothing usually) touched them. I went to my pediatrician (looong time ago) and he told me to switch to deodorant from anti-perspirant and use one…

Yeah, I can't use anything with aluminum in it, so I wear Tom's deodorant. I used to wear Secret when I was younger but then my lymph nodes would swell up. It was uncomfortable.

That's super condescending. There's room for all kinds of pop music. It doesn't have to be high art or 'revolutionary'. Stripper pop. Ugh.

That's the one! It wasn't very scary but it was more the soap opera stuff that got me at the time. Juicy gossip and scandal and such.

Yes, good ol' Robin. Kidney disease from the rat poison! Secret twin brother! Oh, it was delicious.

It was very dishy and soap opera-y and talked about sex and drinking. I think I was 9 or 10 when I first read it, so I was like 'ooooh...scandalous!' That's probably why I liked it so much. I think there was some groping too? That was exciting.

Thank you!

This was always my favourite one. I think I read it 10 times:

SHE DIDN'T WRITE THEM AT ALL! THEY WERE *GHOSTWRITTEN*

Oooh!

I hope Christopher Pike is the villain in that movie.

Hey, I created a Canadian-focused kinja group. Come post about CanCon and other Canadian things!!! http://canadatoday.kinja.com/

COOP DIDN'T CHEAT! He just worked too much.

Ugh. She's the worst.

What is this fuckery? I mean seriously, what kind of thought process makes someone think this is a GOOD IDEA?

It's all good. Lately, I've been yelling at my back.

I liked this post better when it was just 'apologize' in red. WE'RE COMING FOR BLOOD, SORKIN, SO BEG FOR MERCY.

Dear Barbara:

It's making me sad. I really loved her post-music career tweets on pop culture and stuff too. She was very savvy.