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Well, probably, since her dad was never around. I mean, he and her mom left her to raise Skipper alone. She has to have some sort of emotional fallout from that. But she hides it so well, don't you think? Always with a smile on her face.

I dunno, I think Ken's really lost his way. He's just so used to looking pretty and having people gush over him and now that they don't, it's very difficult.

Plus she has to raise Skipper because her parents are complete flakes! She's basically a super-genius single-mom.

President Barbie? Yeah, she's definitely doing it wrong!

Also will you marry me because you sang Sondheim and I love Sondheim and we should stop making a big deal of the little things, cause I got big deals and I got little things, we should get married, we should get carried away!

Yes! I mean, you need enormous intelligence and talent and schooling and hard work to be Barbie.

Yes! Plus she'd have to be in school for maybe 15 years? And all those student loans!

But Barbie was an astronaut and a doctor and an executive and a figure skater and a ballerina! She should be raising her intelligence and getting all those degrees and hitting the ice/barre if she really wants to be like Barbie.

Oh Cassie. SO CLASSY.

Oh god, old school shit stirrer teaching the new.

OMG. Is she like a legitimate write-y person now? Just like her Plagiarist BFF? How cute.

That is the greatest story I've ever heard.

LOL, he sounds so awesome. I can't wait to see what he has in store (BIG THINGS!).

I WILL KEEP MY EYES PEELED ON GT

No, you're not the only one. I loved her in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls. She could have had a successful career as an actress if she'd been surrounded by different people (and different parents). IDK if she can still do that, but I'd just like to see her do something that made her happy and hopefully stay clean for

Erzsébet Báthory Cleansing Wash pour Homme.

Doooooooooo it.