I really hope the Nicholas/JLaw engagement story isn't true ONLY because I've heard her talk so much about how she hates the paparazzi and it would be really horrible for someone in her inner circle/family to do this shit to her.

Yes! It would be less fabulous than mine but still epically fabulous. Our first mission will be to kidnap the Elie Saab design team and get them to design all new regime apparel.

Psht. When my army of fabulous takes over, we will secede from the Brits and create our own monarchy. I don't need no baby prince.

When I become the Queen of Canada, This will be my coronation/wedding/bowdownbitches dress. It will be glorious. Y'all are invited.

I think I'm in love with you.

Yum. All my GoT gifs were lost when my hard drive died. This reminds me that I need to restock for season 4.

I remember finding a book in a bookstore on dating advice for lesbians: 'is it a coffee date or a coffee date?' Something along those lines. So true.

It was a lovely juxtaposition.

A commie is practically a compliment these days.

Holy fuck. That's terrifying.

LET ME IN YOUR BRAIN! WHY WON'T YOU SHARE? OMG *SWOON*

I need access to your brain and memories now plz. OMG.

I am so jealous of you right now.

Ugh. My mother keeps things well past their sell by date and insists they're fine. I'm talking dairy, bread, veggies and medication here.

Yeah, I'd expect this from Fox or ABC, not PBS!

That's five words, PBS. THE AMPERSAND COUNTS.

Thanks for the tips :)

I don't remember; I bought it a year or so ago but never used it. It's thick because I used to use 2 mats in my old yoga class. The new studio I'm planning on joining charges a rental fee.

Yes; maybe her license plate number if she drove to the park?

Okay, gotcha. I was thinking there's probably a lot of women who walk their dogs in a park so how would they ever figure it out?