The worst part? I used to make fun of my mother's chicken legs when I was a (horrible) teenager. I HAVE HER CHICKEN LEGS.

Ahhh! That article uses far too much medical terminology but yes, that's possible. I get the skin cracks and bloody skin cracks too but that isn't as bad this year. I'm going to see my doctor when she gets back from vacation and discuss things with her. She'll probably say 'stay warm!' or something helpful like that.

Horray!

Right? She's going to be so popular in 2014!

Yay! I'll bring my imaginary dachshund, Emmet Wilberforce Bootbottle-Fipps. Not as good for warmth as a pug, but he's dashing in his sweatervest and ascot.

Sit with me, friend. Let's be fat and cold together.

I'm so sorry!

I do do that! I find that tucking my hands under my breasts warms them up but I'm not flexible enough to tuck my feet up there. I sleep in the fetal position, mostly for chronic back pain-related reasons, and I try to get as tucked up as I can while attempting to straighten my spine and not hunch my shoulders. But…

As a fat person who is freezing cold in the extremities, NOT FUCKING HELPFUL. I'm also built like a chicken: large through the middle and disproportionately small hands and feet. My dad bought me a watch strap and I was like "that's way too big" and he was all "seriously?" and I was all "go back and get the smallest…

Summer won't come until June. I have to get through the travesty that is Jan/Feb/March aka the worst winter weather offenders.

Oh, I've been neglecting my vitamins. And I have low blood pressure. Maybe that causes cold toes too?

I have PCOS for which I take a medication that is most commonly prescribed to diabetics. Medical professionals take one look at it and just go 'DIABETIC' no matter how many times I explain it to them and tell them why I am taking it.

I have flannel sheets and a down comforter but it's all-year weight - I use it in the summer. I think I'm going to have to save up for a big fluffy down comforter.

TOMORROW? THAT'S PANIC!

I AM SO FUCKING COLD IN MY EXTREMITIES. I've been sleeping in 2 layers of socks, flannel pjs, a sweater, leather gloves with shearling lining and a knit hat for a week or so. This started during the blackout (#darkTO what what?) but it is not going away. Is this a sign of a serious medical condition or just that I've…

Yes! I don't have perfect pitch but I was in a choir with a girl who had it. When we sang a cappella, the director had to ask her to try and match our pitch (which would veer off-course) instead of singing the right notes to create unity. I imagine it was rough.

Can we go halfsies? I mean, half her films are Canadian...surely we can claim joint custody!!!

It's pretty hard to do here (Canada) too, especially since I can no longer digest lettuce. But I did manage to get a kids' menu at a chain restaurant and that worked out pretty well. The waiter did not bring me crayons, though. :(

I've never noticed that in her films. I don't even know what a southern cadence is when you take away the accent.

I love the Tammys. I want a Tammy spin-off.