It won't, Butters. It won't.

That was one of the funniest sketches I can remember, especially with a host & musician. They were awesome.

“I was a huge filthy pig—and then Jolie happened to me. Now I know just how easy and satisfying proper cleaning can be! I'm not afraid anymore! I used to live like an animal in a cage. I was completely helpless and hapless when it came to pretending to be human. Now I can actually have people in my home, instead of…

Shuttup you. You don't know anything about Polka.

Seriously! I mean, do they want people to think about sex? I'm sure people were trying to fling their undergarments at him at Comic Con but security stopped them (or they were too mesmerized by his Loki stare to remove said undergarments).

NICE!

WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?

He's British but he's not Hiddles-British

Life imitating Art?

Fucker. I was going to post that.

Politicians ordering them online in bulk because they can't just pop down to the bodega.

I thought this was a waffle from the thumbnail and was seriously displeased to find out it wasn't a waffle.

Too bad you aren't able to see what happens when their spouse/significant other finds those cards!

Colin Farrell is awful at accents. So letting him be Irish is generally for the best. Of course, they did that in Alexander and that was a gawd-awful film.

Yeah, he is likely living large off that. Considering the various indie/Australian films I've seen him in, he seems to like taking a lot of interesting roles in films that probably don't have a huge audience. I think a mix of blockbusters and indies or pet projects are good for an actor's career as they help raise…

He's from The Dresden Files. He's a polka-loving coroner who helps save the world through his one-man polka band get up. He represents the best parts of being human with his awesome nerdy loveableness.

She looks great. I love the rose gold (or whatever the hell they're calling it this year) hair colour.

Bradley Cooper!

I fucking love In Bruges. When I saw it (in a packed theatre), I laughed so hard, I started coughing and crying. Probably the best film Colin Farrell has ever made. Except for SWAT. Because that had Jeremy Renner and the SWAT theme song.

If this is Waldo Butters, polka king, someone kill me now, because this planet is obviously not worth living on any more.