Fucker. I was going to post that.

Politicians ordering them online in bulk because they can't just pop down to the bodega.

I thought this was a waffle from the thumbnail and was seriously displeased to find out it wasn't a waffle.

Too bad you aren't able to see what happens when their spouse/significant other finds those cards!

Colin Farrell is awful at accents. So letting him be Irish is generally for the best. Of course, they did that in Alexander and that was a gawd-awful film.

Yeah, he is likely living large off that. Considering the various indie/Australian films I've seen him in, he seems to like taking a lot of interesting roles in films that probably don't have a huge audience. I think a mix of blockbusters and indies or pet projects are good for an actor's career as they help raise…

He's from The Dresden Files. He's a polka-loving coroner who helps save the world through his one-man polka band get up. He represents the best parts of being human with his awesome nerdy loveableness.

She looks great. I love the rose gold (or whatever the hell they're calling it this year) hair colour.

Bradley Cooper!

I fucking love In Bruges. When I saw it (in a packed theatre), I laughed so hard, I started coughing and crying. Probably the best film Colin Farrell has ever made. Except for SWAT. Because that had Jeremy Renner and the SWAT theme song.

If this is Waldo Butters, polka king, someone kill me now, because this planet is obviously not worth living on any more.

I wish I could say I came up with it originally but I think I heard it on TV or in a movie or something; someone referring to someone else as an 'off-brand Famous Person'.

He will forgive you because he is a beautiful and generous soul and he rode that Twilight train to the bank 5 times so he can be all forgiving and shit.

It's accurate. I mean, you would probably make a sandwich for a bigoted relative - not lovingly, but with great resentment - but you'd still make them a sandwich.

Yeah, well he has the True Blood season 1 wig hair, at least?

Don't you malign Peter Facinelli!

HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE CARSON!

Your husband is seriously awesome. That is an awesome proposal.

DUDE, Total Spoiler calling him husband!

Easy access zipper?