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I'm trying to get my mom Lands' End water shoes, but they aren't available yet in her size. She does Aquafit 3-4x/week and is constantly buying new suits and shoes because the chlorine wears through hers.

Can you imagine? You'd have to do it with a straight face and have someone film the reactions. PRICELESS.

For essential personnel, it's part of their job and they get lieu days (days in lieu of holidays). When we were small kids, my dad (firefighter) worked four 24-hour Christmas shifts in a row so he would never have to work it again. We would get up at 4 am (we were usually up at 3 because we were OMG SANTA CAME) and

Boxing Day can be nuts, but now we have Black Friday and Cyber Monday here (which don't quite make sense since we don't have the actual holiday?) and also shit like Boxing Week and New Year's Week deals. So it's been pretty diluted.

GLAAD gave him the Vanguard award last year when he was fucking 19. 19!! He's a rockstar.

NEVER FORGET

Well, you hang on to your Tattoo!Josh, then. Hang on tight. Let him give you ALL THE FEELS.

Why? Always the girlfriend. ALWAYS.

Why? Always the girlfriend. ALWAYS.

January, I believe. All these fucking Winter/Spring shows. The Following, Hannibal, The Americans, Game of Thrones, etc. etc. etc.! WHY YOU MAKE ME WAIT SO LONG FOR GREATNESS?

She is. At the end of the season I was all "DON'T QUESTION THIS! MOMMY AND DADDY WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU! STOP BEING SMART!" because seriously, they will kill you, even if they cry afterward.

Oh, I thought you meant THIS Elizabeth and Phillip & I was highly disappointed:

Let's get on the Tumblr! Track that shit down!

NO SERIOUSLY, 10 YEARS IS AGE-APPROPRIATE FOR ME. I NEED THIS INFO. OR PICTURES. OR JUST STUFF HIM IN A BOX AND SEND HIM TO CANADA.

Then they replace him! So sad!

We may have to Hunger Games this shit, y'all. Winner gets Peeta. Losers get pita pockets and hummus.

WHERE DO YOU WORK? I WANT TO GO TO THERE.

The best sketch of the night was the Subway Dancers!

There's already a petition on Tumblr for Lil' Peanut memorial t-shirts!

OMG YOU GUYS