Oh, I thought you meant THIS Elizabeth and Phillip & I was highly disappointed:

Let's get on the Tumblr! Track that shit down!

NO SERIOUSLY, 10 YEARS IS AGE-APPROPRIATE FOR ME. I NEED THIS INFO. OR PICTURES. OR JUST STUFF HIM IN A BOX AND SEND HIM TO CANADA.

Then they replace him! So sad!

We may have to Hunger Games this shit, y'all. Winner gets Peeta. Losers get pita pockets and hummus.

WHERE DO YOU WORK? I WANT TO GO TO THERE.

The best sketch of the night was the Subway Dancers!

There's already a petition on Tumblr for Lil' Peanut memorial t-shirts!

OMG YOU GUYS

You're welcome!

My favourite Jon Snow gif of all time. Kit Harrington, king of the emo!sads.

Sage advice from Mean Girls of Panem.

The Jessica Williams segment on Black Friday shopping for black people was fucking hilarious.

OH SHUDDAP, GALE.

I am completely unattracted to him. Also, he acts like petulant cardboard. I don't know if they're not giving him enough to work with and he'll blow us out of the water with Mockingjay or if he's just a bad actor.

I'm sorry, I have ALL THE IMPURE THOUGHTS. I need to spread them around.

That's an awesome compliment. She's very pretty.

Maybe she was beaten but unnamed? They have a scene where Katniss helps Ripper after she's been beaten up, but most of the other beatings are like flashes of people getting smacked around.

Yeah, the bloodbath was crazy choppy editing, but they did have a lot of shots of all the tributes together on the stage. And I'm sure there are good doubling shots for Wiress. I think Greasy Sae was cut, unfortunately. I don't remember her being in the film at all.

Y'ALL I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS, I MAY LIVETWEET.