I am sorry. I have felt that jealousy many times. Some people got to meet Jena & Sam which would have been super awesome.

I'm seeing it tomorrow too! My friend bought tickets to a special early screening at 8 like 2 months ago, so we're seeing it twice in 2 days before it's released. It's awesomesauce.

I SAW CATCHING FIRE LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS AWESOME.

I think he's only 40 - he did the Usual Suspects before 30 I believe - I could be wrong, but he got successful at a very young age, so he might not have had work done.

He's probably worried someone will ask him about Miley. I don't think he's commented on the whole thing yet, so it would be nervewracking.

This is glorious! He seems like he would be bossy in bed and then huffy.

Josh is very firmly NOT LOOKING AT ALMOST NAKED JEN NOPE NOPE, RESPECTFUL DISTANCE, GOD WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING CLOTHING, JEN!

He's fun-sized!

Tears of children

So did he fuck Superman? Or Kevin Spacey? I've always wanted to know.

THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL! HERESY!

Yes, you could have been a touch more mysterious. He is a really good writer, but most personal accounts seem to support the fact that he's a dick, which is sad, because I love some of his stuff but I don't like financially supporting assholes, you know?

NEIL GAIMAN

Bram is such a dickbag. I remember seeing them perform at city hall in Toronto for Christmas when I was a kid. As we were leaving, he was walking in front of us and swearing up a storm. My friend has a similar experience somewhere else.

Yeah, that just seems like something he'd do on the regular.

Thank you! Despite his best efforts, Ford has not managed to make our fabulous city into a festering cesspool.

NO WAI! Did the Pope stumble into your grandpa? DOES MY DAD KNOW YOUR GRANDPA?

"But I'm your friend!"

Noooooooooo!