I don't have any of those things! I have a red riding hood hoody from Threadless but I just moved so I don't know where it is.

I have a red hooded peacoat. So, Little Red Riding Hood. Or I can break out some of my steampunk stuff. But I really don't want to squish myself into a corset, so probably Red Riding Hood.

I'd love to be Dany, but a) I live in Canada and b) I don't feel comfortable wearing that little clothing.

He doesn't look pathetic enough. I don't think anyone has called him a bastard or told him how little he knows today.