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Oh, fuck off. The manga takes place in fucking Colorado, with a mostly white cast. Whitewashed my ass. Either you’ve never read it, and are talking out of your ass, or you didn’t pay attention, and are talking out of your ass.

That tweet about why they only stylized the girl and not the doctor is on point. Why is he only wearing a stupid lab coat instead of the cyber punk scientist outfit from the manga?

It’s real AND fabulous.

(to conclude a 19 play/77 yard drive!),

humans are currently boning rubber flash lights so like yea, robots are 100% good to go

You’re the spiritual kin of those sickos who used to go to the Olsen Twins/Lindsay Lohan/Hillary Duff “Countdown to 18" websites years ago.

There’s a ‘Chris Hansen’ on line 1 for you...

Cast your vote in the Alabama Senate race yet?

I fucked a hot taek once and ended up with the clapback.

Please do not sex the taeks.

I spoke with Darby Angeles Cruz, who said she hadn’t read the article but confirmed that she defended her daughter to people who left “obnoxious” comments and claimed Olivar was 18.

Hey Guys,

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever

Bears at Bengals

You’re lucky. I have super-fine, straight hair that becomes greasy and clumps together if I don’t shampoo it daily. And before one of the BRO YOU DON’T REALLY NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR people chime in, I’ve done week-long camping trips and such where I actually haven’t washed it for 7 days straight, and it only becomes

Sometimes, when a horrible thing is being done to you, your brain shuts down until you can handle dealing with it. Or are you just doing the standard “she’s a lying slut” routine?

I think we know exactly what kind of fucking moron does this.

I set the over/under at 7pm tonight that I break my ankle trying this over and over again.

Actually the reccomendation for babies is to keep them in the room with you far longer. I think it’s like 6 months?