Donald Trump & butter are old, old friends. 

She’s banging em two at a time. Pence can’t even get one to chaperone his meetings with Kellyanne

Personally, I think it looks rather ugly, but I kind of respect the almost avant garde nature of the decor. It’s certainly not the type of conventional and unimaginative green and red tinsel display I’d expect from a Republican White House.

I eat your wall of tamales cabron!

you would make a great press secretary

It’s feels like a true celebration of winter. That though it is the season of unknown dark and cold you can rely on the hope that burns inside you. Simultaneously warming the body and guiding the mind to Spring.

She didn’t give a child. She made HIM give HER a child. Barron is her insurance policy and her exit ticket from a gut-wrenching life with a senile, decrepit golem made out of sexual harassment and federal racketeering charges.

No, we wouldn’t. And if you don’t like the articles, feel free to not be here anymore.

To get the presents, the children must survive the forest. The forest is where the elves hide and play. They are jolly little things with rows of jagged white teeth. Do not look at them. We cannot help you if you look at them.

Not for nothing, but if we’re settling accounts, then The Cherokee ain’t clean in regard to my people and my people owe The Plains Tribes for working for The US Army.

Why can’t she do us all a favor and cheat on him publicly with Kaepernick?

Jackson made his name murdering Seminoles in Florida as well.

“Okay...uh, I’ll name him Chief Wigwam.”

Someone should ask Trump to name another Native American.

Oh hell yes he does, Andrew Jackson is one of Trump’s favorite presidents (I’m not joking or making it up. It’s documented).

In Trump’s defense, he totally doesn’t know who Andrew Jackson is.

I guess I will just applaud from afar...

I’m pretty convinced if the Pats waive Gronk, he’d sign with the Jags, mostly for the quality of life in Jacksonville and to join a 60-man pop & lock dance crew.

I get more of a Jason Mendoza vibe from Gronk: