How about we talk about this delightful NCAA volleyball championship game?

We get the same ass-embiggening benefits in roller derby, but it tends to be slightly lopsided.

Words I never thought I’d say about a Colts-Bills game: I’m so disappointed that I have no way to watch this.

All football games should be played in inclement weather.

Honest question: How is this possible with a helmet and face shield on?

I have the same problem. The more stressful, miserable and morbid the situation, the harder it makes me laugh — and I can’t control it. It makes me seem like the fucking Joker. On the flip side, I am easily moved to tears by happiness, but never by sadness or anger.

Unpopular take: Journalists who engage in this type of cultural tourism are part of the real “problem” with rural America.

Not enough people will get this joke.

I wish I could star this comment twice — once for its hilarity and once for its usefulness. I kind of want to print it out for later.

Confession time: I am really attracted to older women, particularly women who love to tell stories and talk with their hands. Terri is RIGHT up my alley.

A phenomenal piece of writing, unfortunately marred by a handful of factual inaccuracies.

Here here. I remarried in my mid-30s after being widowed at a very young age and believing that I was doomed to never experience love again. I was very wrong.

Sometimes the best love is the love you find when you’re older.

I have to ask: Was a picture of this kid really a necessary illustration for this article? All that a Youtube screengrab does, in this context, is invite judgement as to whether or not this child is “feminine enough” in appearance to qualify as female.

“How often do you think an ATM makes a mistake and kicks out an extra bill?” ... Never. You will never, in real life, draw the “Bank Error In Your Favor” card from the Community Chest.

I would argue Kurdistan, for roughly the same reasons.

The period between six and 14 weeks is brutal on the body, especially when it comes to physical exertion. The nausea and sudden shift in hormones are exhausting, but the real kicker is the abrupt and significant increase in your body’s blood volume — which is basically like going from sea level to Denver in terms of…

I can’t fully appreciate what it’s like to be 9 weeks pregnant

Contrary to the popular narrative, pregnancy isn’t a disability or a state of constant peril (for the mother or the fetus). The process of pregnancy is evolved to safely withstand most things. As long as she’s listening to her body and her doctor, Serena and the baby will be fine.

“You could tell he was Shaq’s baby, ‘cause he was real big, but he couldn’t talk good.”

The United Airlines tutorial on reality under late capitalism:

You paid us money for a product that we’re now unwilling to provide. What should we do now?

Step 1: We’ll give you $400 in compensation if you shut up and get off the flight.
Step 2: OK, $800.
Step 3 (econ theory version): Okay, let’s take this up to $1,200
St…

I am a social liberal and fiscally conservative and the left absolutely is not innocent here.