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How about we talk about this delightful NCAA volleyball championship game?

We get the same ass-embiggening benefits in roller derby, but it tends to be slightly lopsided.

Words I never thought I’d say about a Colts-Bills game: I’m so disappointed that I have no way to watch this.

All football games should be played in inclement weather.

None of this really matters if no one will address the real elephant in the room: The fact that Youtube is a breeding ground for straight-up child abuse and exploitation.

In Hollywood, there are laws protecting child actors from being financially abused by their parents, or denied an education, or coerced to do things

Another factor, I think, is that journalists aren’t willing to really hold Google’s feet to the fire.

They’ll go after weird bootleg cartoons, sure, because Youtube has plausible deniability on that one— they can just throw up their hands and basically say, “Well, this is the computer’s fault! Algorithms did this!”

But

You just hit the nail on the head. I CANNOT BELIEVE that more people are not talking about the fact that Youtube is a breeding ground for straight-up child exploitation. In Hollywood, there are laws protecting child actors from being financially abused by their parents or denied an education; in the Wild West of

... I see that someone didn’t read the article.

Honest question: How is this possible with a helmet and face shield on?

I have the same problem. The more stressful, miserable and morbid the situation, the harder it makes me laugh — and I can’t control it. It makes me seem like the fucking Joker. On the flip side, I am easily moved to tears by happiness, but never by sadness or anger.

Unpopular take: Journalists who engage in this type of cultural tourism are part of the real “problem” with rural America.

Not enough people will get this joke.

I wish I could star this comment twice — once for its hilarity and once for its usefulness. I kind of want to print it out for later.

Confession time: I am really attracted to older women, particularly women who love to tell stories and talk with their hands. Terri is RIGHT up my alley.

A phenomenal piece of writing, unfortunately marred by a handful of factual inaccuracies.

Here here. I remarried in my mid-30s after being widowed at a very young age and believing that I was doomed to never experience love again. I was very wrong.

Sometimes the best love is the love you find when you’re older.

This is a genuine question: Why does Gizmodo have such a consistent history of bad, exploitative science writing when it comes to the issue of e-cigarettes?

This has been going on on this site at least since 2013. I don’t think Gizmodo has gone more than 2-3 months in the last four years without publishing a

I have to ask: Was a picture of this kid really a necessary illustration for this article? All that a Youtube screengrab does, in this context, is invite judgement as to whether or not this child is “feminine enough” in appearance to qualify as female.

“How often do you think an ATM makes a mistake and kicks out an extra bill?” ... Never. You will never, in real life, draw the “Bank Error In Your Favor” card from the Community Chest.

I would argue Kurdistan, for roughly the same reasons.

I’m six months pregnant right now, and I agree with you. Physical exertion, even some light stunt work, is not particularly exemplary in the fifth month of a healthy pregnancy. In my fifth month, I ran a half-marathon, did some intense hiking, and continued to do physical labor (including routine lifting of 30-40