Jesus Christ is this comment section grim.

Ehh ... there’s many shades of gray there. Plenty of women with a very butch gender presentation are nonetheless women, use female pronouns, and are comfortable with their assigned gender. I’ve known straight women with a more masculine appearance than many trans men when they first begin to transition.

I am also an alumna, and I can’t emphasize enough what a huge problem this is — not only for the PEG program, but for the whole university in general. The current administration has been in such a rush to institute their little cash-grab that they haven’t bothered to to develop any kind of protocol for student safety…

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

Holy Mother of Dragons does Miley look like Daenerys Targaryen with the bleached hair.

This solution is the most elegant and perfect thing I’ve ever read on these here Internets. This needs to be a crowdfunding campaign or something.

After 2013’s original masterclass in OWNAGE, they should have just retired Detroit from Why Your Team Sucks circulation and re-published ZMF’s entire treatise in its place every year for perpetuity. That rant is to the Lions what “Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus” is to Christmas.

Bless this poor motherfucker’s heart. Andy Dalton has the most punchable face in the NFL, and that’s including Geno Smith.

Finally, a candidate for voters of all ages. I think we can all agree that Deez Nuts bridge the generation gap — in every conceivable sense of the term.

I hate to show my age here, but — YES.

Trust me, youths: You need to consider the long-term health of your delicate bits alongside short-term aesthetic concerns. There are reasons why routine hair removal might not be such a grand idea, reasons that always seem to be left out of these discussions.

Do what makes you…

Regarding Blake’s FG kicker question, this scenario played out in real life — albeit in a slightly more realistic fashion, and in the NCAA — back in 2008-2010. My Huskers had Alex Henery, who has been a wash in the NFL but as a college kicker was the closest thing you could get to a robot whose singular purpose was to…

Well done.

A friend of mine has a story SO GOOD about getting his ass beat by his 56-year-old father after challenging him to a fight. He was 21 and playing college basketball, so he figured he’s put his dad in his place. Wrong.

NEVER FIGHT YOUR OLD MAN, is what I’m saying.

I know the Lions are coming up soon, so I’d like to officially petition for ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER to make a return appearance in Why Your Team Sucks. PLEASE. FOR THE OWNAGE.

These “Sheepdog Mamas” are an excellent example of why America needs to worry less about gun laws and focus more on the real problem — e.g., the common belief that firearms, particularly handguns, are consequence-free magic wands that make scary people go away.

Decades of movies and T.V. have convinced the American…

I know that this comment is bound to get lost in the shuffle, since it’s more than 12 hours since the announcement, but I think the most interesting development gameplay-wise is something that was not directly mentioned in the trailer. Specifically:

It is amazing. At this point, I don’t think anyone could argue with the notion that he is one of the best trainers, if not the best trainer, of all time. Obviously, luck has something to do with it — you really never know what you’re going to get with horses — but Baffert is clearly among the elite.

Smooth as fucking silk with a stride that brings a tear.

Bob Baffert is going to make EVERYONE kiss his ring after this.