This is genius. Why don’t more school systems do this?

Any time! I wear one around the house when it’s cold and I’m trying to keep the heat bill down. Also useful for making yourself feel like an old-timey lumberjack.

The red onesie is called a Union Suit; it’s essentially a type of long underwear meant to be worn under clothes when it is very cold. You can find one in any store that sells Carhart or other clothing made for heavy-duty outdoor work.

It was kind of charming to discover that Kenan is one of those guys that has a special voice that he uses to talk to his Mom.

Funny that you should mention that. In fact, the Bible is very explicit about the fact that a fetus is not a fully human being. Exodus 21:22-25 says:

You never want to fuck with F&W.

“Crampons” is one of the world’s most potty-sounding words for a completely innocuous thing. I think it sounds like a special tampon you use when you’re cramping, which is something that OUGHT TO EXIST

I am not ashamed to say that I still dress that way, and I’m on the wrong side of 30.

Abita Purple Haze is bad. It is a bad beer. This is not because it is a fruit beer; there are many varieties of fruity beer which are drinkable and even lovely in their own way. Abita Purple Haze is bad because it tastes bad and makes your body feel worse. It is like drinking rotten raspberry jam, mixed with a wine…

Okay, for all the ladies who have mentioned that they keep killing vacuum cleaners:

Get a Shopvac. Yes, even for your carpets. Cheaper than a regular vacuum, cleans better than a regular vacuum, comes with plenty of attachments for different cleaning situations including water, and INFINITELY useful around the house.…

Thank you so much for sharing this story. I hope the author shares it with her husband.

Look.

Agreed forever

often the handshake is wierd if I get one. Limp or that half hand thing.

This post is a hallmark example of what I like to call the “Five Stages of Being A Rockies Fan.”

That was so incredibly terrifying to read that I felt a moment of guilt when I starred it. SWEET BABY JESUS, LADY. I am glad you are alive.

I was wondering where all this "bone broth" shit had come from lately.

I've been pondering the same thing, particularly given the claims by adherents that the stuff is a miracle food. My mother has a friend who is on some kind of insane, very restrictive paleo-type eating regimen that promises to cure literally…

The look of personal satisfaction on the doggie's face is what really sells it.

Maybe this person? She's the right age and from Bulgaria.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2400045…

IMDB tells me that the only other thing filming in Croatia right now is the BBC America production of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell?