Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

Bears at Bengals

You’re lucky. I have super-fine, straight hair that becomes greasy and clumps together if I don’t shampoo it daily. And before one of the BRO YOU DON’T REALLY NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR people chime in, I’ve done week-long camping trips and such where I actually haven’t washed it for 7 days straight, and it only becomes…

And yet, for some odd reason, Youtube hasn’t implemented any meaningful way of “whitelisting” channels that are considered safe and acceptable to watch. Enabling parents to mark channels as “safe” for their children to watch and only allowing that content to be viewed on those respective accounts would do much to…

you know what? Fuck it. No more jokes singling our Roy Moore. All Republicans are now pedophiles and will continue to be so until the party cleans up its filth

Sometimes, when a horrible thing is being done to you, your brain shuts down until you can handle dealing with it. Or are you just doing the standard “she’s a lying slut” routine?

And this is how Zuck plans to sign people up as early as possible and maintain (and retain) a complete record of their lives. Geezus, man.

I think we know exactly what kind of fucking moron does this.

I know someone who isnt allowed at malls anymore. Can he use this?

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

I set the over/under at 7pm tonight that I break my ankle trying this over and over again.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

Expect to be coddled. Yep, screw off with that bullshit.

There is a difference between advising women not to let their guard down and saying that women who ostensibly have let their guard down are making excuses for fucking up when they get raped while their guard is down. Will I advise my daughter to be careful and not drink too much at parties lest she end up incapable of…

Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

Great googly moogly.

Steel columns meant to come down clearly in place. 

As far as “how do I approach,” you’re right that there’s a lot of sleazy shit (and sleazy guys) out there. What I found worked best for me was simply to say, “Hi, my name is (Arnheim). Do you have a minute to chat?”

Actually the reccomendation for babies is to keep them in the room with you far longer. I think it’s like 6 months?