Are you Captain Save-A-Ho’ing Houston?

Taking it easy on Houston?
Fuck.
That.

You mean Dave?

Another funny problem with the team name.

I’m just looking forward to the Texans relocating to San Diego.

I feel like we should talk about how THREE (presumably) different Taylors had comments posted.

The city is used to dead bodies.

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I agree with Daniel’s opening letter. Drew, your WYTS has replaced the Sports Illustrated NFL preview issue (for me, right up there with the swimsuit issue for must have every year) as the surest sign that football season is near. Please never pull any fucking punches even if a city is half underwater. I for one need…

Mark Davis looks like he just saw Charlize Theron steal his concubines and truck full of breast milk.

We probably should not be humoring your idiocy, but what exactly is the supermarket going to do with those goods? Are they going to sell old bread and milk when they reopen after the flood?

Holy crap is this a nuclear take. Does it occur to you, oh paragon of the Free Market, that a supermarket has already written off its entire stock? If the power’s out for as long as it has been the entire damn inventory is no longer able to be sold, it would be thrown out either way. But hey someone somewhere is…

It’s only criminal looting if the perps are black. If they’re white, it’s upstanding citizens doing the best they can to provide for their families in a time of crisis.

Get off the computer Dad. I heard this already when Katrina hit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

I live in the apts across the street. Took my dog for walk. There is nothing happening.

If you see this on a tweet, it’s a dead giveaway:

If you have to repeatedly remind a 12 year old (undiagnosed with any real issues) to use a fork at dinner? He regularly has temper tantrums? Your partner is not a good parent. That’s some basic stuff right there. These should have been addressed years ago. That kid needs to be evaluated or your partner needs to start…

Calling it is a big piece of the pie. The reality is, if you are unable to control your child, then you need to not subject them to people trying to have a meal, or watch a movie or shop in a store. That’s the reality. Sucks that your kid is out of control—don’t make everyone else’s life suck just because you’ve…