Being against white supremacists is an “extreme left wing ideology”? I suppose in Trump’s America that might be true...

You should find out how groups are designated terrorist organizations.

Here’s Bob Ley’s thoughts on the matter:

They should replace him with Bob Ley.

Does Martin van buren get to bring the van buren boys

Lincoln was very large and by all accounts extremely strong, and an excellent wrestler. Him vs. Jackson would be a fight for the ages- and come to think of it, pretty much IS the fight of our age. PS: Fuck Andrew Jackson.

This argument will end in a few years when we elect President Camacho.

I’d be shocked if Nixon didn’t have a dossier on each President’s weaknesses in case he had to fight them. I say his paranoia and wrestling heel tactics take the day.

Lincoln practiced folkstyle wrestling. He was known to fuck people up. George Washington was a “collar and elbow” man. Taft wrestled at Yale. Roosevelt was just a physical fitness buff.

I’d have to put good ol’ Teddy Roosevelt at the top of that list, followed closely by General Eisenhower. Teddy was a legit madman who’d gaze deeply into your eyes while tearing an arm off with his bare hands. I wouldn’t want to trade hands with any of 1-7 either, those bastards were cold.

I think this demands a “Toughest President” NCAA-style bracket.

Jimmy Carter was ex-military. He’d have fucked Trump UP. Look at this sinewy bastard:

Friendly reminder that during the eclipse all crime is legal.

BANNON IS LITTLEFINGER

Of course he called her during the funeral. Either he was too dumb to realize that much of the country was busy watching the funeral on TV or he intentionally called during that time so he didn’t actually have to talk to her.

Shit... is this the same sort of thing where if Hitler had just gotten into art school, we wouldn’t have had WWII? Or at least a WWII without Nazis and killing Jews, at any rate.

It already feels like Feb 1 is Black History Day and Feb 2-28 are Why Isn’t There A White History Month Month.

There really is one of these for everything.

Aside from the many ways the guy is human trash, one of the cruelest insults is that I have probably seen his stupid fucking face every day (save for vacations, thank goodness) for the past two years. Every day! That dumb, melting blockhead, with the sour, jutting chin only Tony Clifton could rival.

I am not sure that that is necessarily genius. My 5 yr old does that all the time when he gets in trouble, “Hey, buddy, did you do this bad thing that got you in trouble?” “Daddy did you know I like Pokemon and I own a restaurant in Charlottesville”.