Good for Barry.

Make fun of me if you want, I love this kind man and his music. I’m glad he finally gets to enjoy being himself. Go Barry! Go Barry!

Barry and Garry? MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

Yeah you said it well when you mentioned “the unique burdens gay people continue to face” because the older us gays are, the further back our sense of “it’s not safe to come out” is, the harder to come out it is. I didn’t come out until I was 35. There’s a lot of burden of mental health on older gays. Even when you’re…

Then I guess ‘Mandy’ was about Mandy Patinkin.....

Also congrats on your wedding, boo.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

Kirby Puckett with breasts.

Bill Simmons ranted about Jessica Simpson like a drunk best friend talking shit about your ex-gf to make you feel like you made the right decision. Kirby Puckett with boobs line is ridiculous.

I’ve regularly questioned the depth and frequency of Simmons bashing around here, but sweet fucking Mary mother of God: that quote.

(yes, that Ken Starr)

It’s so cute how dogs get so excited when you take them to the park.

Yeah, his column was definitely too long to effectively change Trump’s position. Bullet points man, bullet points that all fit on a single page.

Now kiss!

*eyeroll* This tired schtick?

GOOD DOGS

Yup, definitely the cover for the next “A Gronking to Remember” book.

“Imagine if you did something Obama could only ever dream of. Something he wanted so bad but wouldn’t even dare to say out loud because he knew he couldn’t do it. Imagine rendering his biggest legislative impact obsolete, and doing it with something people love.”

Hamilton,

Bob Uecker in Major League.