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What a coincidence. Incognito told his side of the story today at The Daily Stormer.

“Where can I get some of that? Asking for a friend.”

Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

I’m no big defender of W, but that was the one thing that made me happy on inauguration day. That man’s parents were BOTH in the hospital, he had to be at an event for a man he likely hates, that spent a year denigrating his brother. I felt like he was goofing off trying to just get through what seemed like an

I just learned so much more about Al Gore

Lover of liberty and tallest Keebler elf Rand Paul

I guess to understand it you’d have to look at what happens with Democrats actually in power vs. their stated platform.

Because our education system still says the Commies are bad, and there’s a taboo about teaching why or talking any deeper about it. “They were bad, now let’s move on to the Civil Rights Act of 1965...” It was a real complaint by a friend in 7th grade to our American Studies teacher. “WHY was it bad?” Not in a my dad

I think the difference there is that Bernie was a serious lawmaker before he became a popular celebrity, rather than the other way around.

He wasn’t belittling her, and nobody has ever framed it that way. Her loss is very real. It was also completely in vain, on a poorly designed plan, which ultimately falls to the Commander in Chief. And Trump both grotesquely trotted her out there to pump himself up, while dodging the blame by saying military leaders

Nope. Her goal is to funnel public money into private religious schools, so that the children can learn that Jesus rode on a dinosaur.

Sadly the island in question is Revis Island which these days has many many visitors.

Is this doctored? Her hands look 15 inches long. And I have very long hands and fingers, personally, so I don’t ask this with snark. That looks alien.

I like how David Oyelowo is like, “y’all white folks ain’t gonna freak out too badly, are you?”

Is Will Smith even aware this happened?

In my mind, David Oyelowo is looking at Kimmel to see if he pulled this fuck shit- because that’s one of the many thoughts that rushed through my mind when all this was going down.

Extremely Jeff Bridges face

She made some stellar points but as soon as she said a negative thing about Beyonce (and she is fucking right about it) and marriage y’all lost the plot and can’t talk about any thing else. “Omg’ I’m getting married, ‘omg being a 24/7 feminist’, ‘omg Queen Bey’. Now you’re breaking your backs to discredit her because

I don’t totally agree with everything here and I don’t think we should spend our lives policing each other over minor infractions but am really starting to dislike the Roxane Gay ‘Bad Feminist’ crowd that screams down anyone critical of other women who let the side down for their own selfish, bullshit reasons. No,