There is never any discernible joy on this toad’s face. Never. Sad.

The good old “ephebophilia” defense.

Don’t you mean Pete Finebaum?

I say this as an OSU alum and diehard fan, but I fucking love Jim Harbaugh. He’s great for college football - he’s a vibrant and eccentric weirdo that it is hard to not find endearing. He’s like a mix between a psychopath and a labradoodle. And you know what? I don’t think he’s ever leaving Michigan, at least for…

+1 cocksucker

I loved that Deadwood showed me the mud and filth and piss of what 1870s settlements, growing into towns, really looked like. And Timothy Olyphant is nice to look at.
I also love Silverado, as it has so many good actors in it, but everyone was so clean.

there’s always an incest truther

All I got from this is that the smash community is a bunch a whiny bitches. Like the worst kind too

You fucking snowflake, GTFO.

Oh, if only there was a way your tender, entitled, safe-space requiring heart could find more coverage of Charles Oakley.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Charles+Oakley

Eat all the dicks, please.

The meta of Super Smash Bros always does this. Everyone gets pissed that a character has some kind of apparent exploit, and then they realize, “Oh no, wait, actually there are 50 ways to counter it, we just weren’t thinking outside the box at first but we decided to complain before even trying,” and then, and only…

we must protect Chelsea and Jordan’s child, the future of comedy

I actually felt like a total jerk because I’m about as pregnant as she is, and I kept telling my husband all during the first half of the season that I thought she was pregnant. She was in loose fitting clothes, sitting down or hidden behind objects more than usual, and sometimes Gina would disappear from episodes…

BAH GOD... THAT’S..... THAT’S CHARLES BARKLEY’S MUSIC!!!!!!

Now I wanna see a Fresh Prince reboot where wacky youth Jaden Smith moves in with his Uncle Shaq

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

That’s enough internet for today.