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Sweep the Dick Draymond!

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

Sticking your feet in water is not swimming.

It bothers you when other people vape in their own car?

fuck off

I’ve seen friendships ruined over this, particularly in regards to weddings. The bride or maid of honor are well off, so that means a Vegas bachellorette party, weekend spa for a shower, $300 shoes for bridesmaids. It can run in the thousands. This is planned without any regards to their friend’s finances. In fact,

Among the people who conscientiously objected to the Vietnam War and were sent to prison is my uncle. While in prison he decided he needed to become a lawyer to affect actual change. He practiced law in a civil rights capacity for the rest of his working life. Now semi-retired and working for the ACLU.

The pen in the pocket, the unbuttoned neck button, the color scheme and design of the tie, the color scheme and design of the beard, the woolly caterpillar eyebrows...incredible. I wonder how many miles his Ford Tempo has on it now.

Picture what you think Ted Diadiun looks like in your mind.

I had the joy of meeting Mr. Simmons in 2012. He was doing something at the offices I worked at and he stopped at each person’s desk and asked for a hug. He was intermittently laughing and crying. I don’t think anyone got any work done after he visited because we were all riding high off of it.

I think Lampley just said it the wrong way. Obviously, those three and many others (particularly during WWII) enlisted, but Ali was conscripted, told he must fight even after pledging he opposed the war and would oppose fighting in it. I believe that’s what Lampley’s trying to say, that nobody else took on the

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

“Well the good news is now your mom can finally get a belt made”

I think you misunderstood. This guy threatening your life is actually a sincere cry out for a discussion about ethics in gaming journalism.

I assume a Browns jersey comes out.

This is just ridiculous.... I mean it’s a game for fuck’s sake and i love games as much as the next guy/gal, but really? Are these really adult people? How do they even function in society is probably the bigger question.

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But how many teams are playing? I feel like your analysis forgets the human element of this game.