What a time to be alive.

Thanks for making a burner account to just tell us this important information.

“I will entice you with soft bread of the whole grain kind, with the most grains possible. Then I will hit you doggie style.”

It’s a little known fact that his stage name is based on his deodorant consumption.

Also, how big should the can of almonds be?

Few things in his professional life have bothered him more than providing a box of condoms and a couple of bottles of booze as part of concert rider? This is one of the things that vexes him the most in a long career in college athletics? He must have led a pretty amazingly drama-free life up to this point.

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

Secret deodorant? He either likes women's hygiene products or he enjoys being surprised.

1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

I wanna hang out backstage and light batteries on fire with Ludacris

There’s a name for this: Muphry’s Law.

The fact that a lot of child actors are financially supporting their parents and other siblings makes it even more complicated and difficult for the children to report what’s happening. And then there are people like Dina Lohan and the Kardashian mom, who use their kids to get famous themselves.

The only time I ever sent one was on request —and it had her name written on it with marker (also by her request!)

This is correct. Never send unsolicited dick pics! You never know how many people the recipient may show your dick pic to and laugh.

If you don't know, now you know, I guess.

Common misconception. That’s not a Pomeranian. It’s a giant Chow/Wolf mix. It just looks tiny next to him.

Asterix is a replacement for Bjornsson’s first Pomeranian, Footnoet.

I do make $100k/year and I support him. I dont want anything for free (except free Uber rides like that guy in Funbag lucked into) but I would appreciate it if roads and bridges were maintained/improved.

Yeah, I remember when America used to go to war against communist empires like Sweden and Denmark instead of having candidates try to join them. We’ve gotten soft, I say!