The scare quotes around “Dr.” are an nice added bonus.

The “Fuck You” legal response letter is one of America’s greatest gifts to the written word, but one of its least known or studied.

I’ll always feel it appropriate to post this when viewing fine lawyerin’

You know who should play Dolly Parton in a biopic? Dolly Parton

I have often said that if you told the public that a presidential candidate was a murderer, everyone would be like “oh, Ted Cruz?”

if only it had sound you could hear the octopus whispering:

“ Things just went too far and someone got scared”

Having suffered years of sexual abuse from my own father and being too afraid to tell anyone, the fact that this young woman had the strength to tell a trusted adult speaks VOLUMES about her. I wish I could hug her and tell her how brave she is.

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

Sperm and eggs are alive, so this whole “life begins at conception” thing doesn’t even make sense to me.

Nah, it’s not even close. He’s so far ahead of everyone else it’s actually comical. Ray Allen at his peak was shooting about 45% from 3 on 5 attempts per game. Curry is shooting 46% on 11 attempts per game.

Is it appropriate to stop saying “one of the greatest” and simply say “the greatest long-range shooter”? How many more data points will we need to make that conclusive statement, because it seems like we’re getting close.

My favorite thing about older players is that they actually believe that NBA defenses were better back when they played, despite every possible metric and basic eyeball tests showing that modern NBA defenses are vastly more complex and effective than they’ve ever been.

“You could sometimes whale on a dude when he drove…

Each of these old coaches is a little buggy.

Any connection between hand size and...you know....how far you can punt a football?

Hey, everybody!

Note: you spread your fingers as wide as you can and measure from the tip of the pinky to the tip of the thumb.

Is this the same $60 million that Sony keeps claiming they invested specifically in Kesha? Because it sure doesn’t sound like that money was invested specifically in Kesha.

I want to put a catheter full of fire ants up his pee hole.

“if you criticize the woman at the business meeting for her inappropriate skin-tight tube dress, you will be called a ‘slut shamer’”