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God, you two, go back to fucking in the kitchen when you know your parents are coming over in ten minutes.

I’m surprised they didn’t talk about all the spiced meat they eat.

This seems like a younger version of that professor couple that Rachel Dratch and Will Ferrell played on SNL where they overshared about being “lovahs.”

Anyone who has truly internetted knows the truth.

a) This couple is not unusual for the Bay Area. This breed of couple really like to call each other “gypsies,” have not a clue about appropriation, and meticulously documents all of their various 21st century flower-child freedoms while pretending we never moved on from the 1960's. It is always gross.
b) I’d totally

Several inches. They’re long (longer than a typical human male’s) and skinny.

Neither. I'm thinking of how humiliated I would feel around them if they knew.

That’s an actual lyric? Nooooooo

Would you rather fuck a goat four times a year or have dinner with your in-laws four times a year? My SO’s family would seriously make me consider the goat...

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

I’m just amused that Ashley’s goat challenge and kingwolf’s hentai picture have finally found each other

Read all of the posts in Will Ferrell’s loveahhhs voice.

Give it time.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Honestly, because I thought it was funny. I’ve waited like several months since I found it. It was meant to be posted this day.

I ended the lick with a soft kiss then planted my lips on what was left of the inside of her left thigh

They had sex before this! They had sex before this! No!

OH MY GOD I CAN FINALLY POST THIS PIC!!!!!!:

Depends. Would my sheep get jealous?

It can't be that baaaaaaad.