That’s how I say his name whenever I have to say his name.

Great googily-moogily.

They paid good money for those tickets, so you can’t blame them for being a little crabby.

Filed to: KANSAS CITY CHEFS

Is the entire coaching staff at KC taking diet tips from Andy Reid?

People who are not straight and cisgender (gay, lesbian, queer, bi, trans) have had to fight for the labels you mock. People have died over the right to define themselves. It’s fine that you don’t personally feel labels are important but I assume you’ve never been mocked or beaten up or thrown out of the house for…

As Hank Hill says: You’re not making Christianity better, you’re making Rock and Roll worse!

That is some seriously bad luck.

That is the truest act of peace this side of Jesus himself. Actually shaking hands with a daemon.

Well this is a story of my grandfather at a moment of great family sadness and pain.

My ex-fiance is now a priest (not Catholic), and one summer he stayed in the guest room at the parish priest’s house. I was between housing situations for a night, so they let me stay over, and we went at it like rabbits. So yeah, did it with an almost-priest in a current priest’s house.

Unfortunately, changing your food diet is not actually enough. You also need to change your gaming diet to exclusively turn-based military simulations. Everything else is full of toxins that poison your mind. And as for passive entertainment, only things allowed are David Attenborough and books about living in North…

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that eating sugar did NOT make him an emotional abuser...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.…

What are your thoughts on HFCS?

Just avoid GMOs

Third

To be fair, my comment-writing career was going nowhere as Chad Waspington III.

good lord. has any sports league ever been less about the actual game itself? i dont even need football at this point in my life, i can just skip the 19 or so weeks of games and still have and 30+ weeks of stupid decision making and millionaire egomaniacs to keep me more than entertained.