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Too bad that the Native Americans didn’t think to do that, eh?
But Drew, Peyton cannot retire. Peyton must be sacrificed.
Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses
Take your record and your dumb shirt and cut your losses.
I assume that there's plastic surgery involved.
I don’t get it. How is that a real ass? I mean, she’s working it like crazy awesome, but I want to know if there are pads in there or silicone or something, because I refuse to believe that I didn’t get an ass half that nice in the first place.
susan, this is getting embarrassing
Yes, the Steelers are the only team that has been subject to a "Why Your Team Sucks" article. The only one.
Only morons call it “soda”....
i’ve excitedly come to deadspin every fucking afternoon hoping it was going to be the lions (partially because i’m too lazy to read the entire article of other teams’ to see who is next) and left disappointed every single time, much like every lions’ game i’ve ever attended. but tomorrow, tomorrow is my fucking day.…
Oh, so you’re a Cowboys fan then?
I’m ridiculously excited for tomorrow. It’s like stashing a tooth under the pillow on Christmas Eve!
As a Lions fan it’s our biggest win of the year!
Oh, hey, maybe they’ll actually play guys like Shamarko Thomas and Stephon Tuitt and let them develop into serviceable player
Next up: the Detroit Lions.
The state trooper who was finally accepted into the academy after failing the entrance exam four times.
I once had a girlfriend buy me Bengals gear because she thought they were my favorite team. That was her other boyfriend. And that's how I found out she was cheating. Fuck the Bengals.
Daniel Tosh is worse at comedy than Andy Dalton is at playing QB.