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When I was in 7th grade, I tried to pitch my memoir to my English Composition teacher. She bluntly told me that anyone who writes a memoir under the age of 65 is a charlatan. Not only was I not to write a memoir, I was to avoid anyone who was writing one without due cause like they had an infectious disease.

What in the hell is a “real game community”? As opposed to a fake one? I’m confused.

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I don’t know..I kinda like the remake..

Keanu Reeves hasn’t aged a bit, and zombie Swayze’s makeup is spot on.

Well-adjusted 14 year olds do not “play doctor” with younger siblings.

Drop that big elbow, yeeeaaahhh!

I’m not sure I can make any of these thing tomorrow—I don’t think I’ve heard quite enough times yet on Facebook how Memorial Day is not for fun and cookouts.

Oh, honey, you only THINK you know passive-aggressive.

If you forget to grill some corn, a sinkhole will swallow your home. Just, you know, FYI.

The problem is people (men) who think they are the same thing.

After being forced to deal with more and more asshole parents over the years, the school I teach at has started to flag them in our files and computer systems. If a parent is flagged as rude or aggressive, we never meet with them alone (which they HATE, makes us harder to intimidate). In my life in general I’ve found

I loathe people who keep exotic animals as pets. I’m not even apologizing for the size of this picture!

Dude, women have been fired over having revenge porn of them posted to the internet. Women have faced harassment and humilation for it, too.
In a perfect would your response would be everyone’s reaction (god, what a scumbag instead of god, she’s such a fucking slut), but that is definitely not the world we live in and

It’s not about making the woman look bad, it’s about violating her privacy in the pursuit of vengeance. You’re spot on about the scumbag part tho.

When a man posts revenge porn, does he really think he’s making the woman look bad? Nothing advertises “I’M A FUCKING SCUMBAG DON’T TRUST ME” more than revenge porn.

Absolutely. I’m just reacting to the quote from the police lieutenant, who we can reasonably assume has some responsibility for the fact that this guy was free, saying that, oh, too bad the victim didn’t fill out a piece of paperwork like we told her to because *that* somehow would have acted like a magic shield.

No but being held without bond might have, given the severity of his crimes.

An order of protection wouldn’t have prevented him from murdering her.

Rape is included in sexual assault, but is not the same thing. Nobody here is saying that men are not sexually assaulted, or that it’s not a big deal when this happens to them. Someone who attempts to force themselves on a person—such as what happened to you— and fails will probably try again and succeed. That’s why

If I’m not mistaken both Columbia and the police declined to pursue a case against Nungesser due to insufficient evidence, which is vastly different than affirming his innocence.