This is the first time I heard that the title is GoatZ. Well played, guys.

Then the terror that is, Danny McBride, shall infiltrate your lives and eat you all!

They’re joking that they’re going to go to inflate them because they’re fed up with Brady bitching at them for not deflating them enough. It’s pretty clear.

Maybe once you graduate you’ll understand.

Shane Ray got caught driving with weed 3 fucking days ago and got picked.

So the rapist went #1 but no one will touch this guy with a ten foot pole because he gets sad and/or anxious sometimes?

I think the next paragraph is even better...

what Satanism is perceived to be:

Totally.

Sooo, you don’t understand hearsay do you? He witnessed these things. That makes him a witness.

They Conservative Right already thinks we’re a bunch of Satanist baby killers anyway so might as well give ‘em a show.

“ the Satanic Temple has created a Religious Reproductive Rights Legal Aid Fund, which you can donate to right here.”

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.

Good thing there is no way Floyd will ever find out what his son said about him.

But for real though, how did you leave this title out?

I need my grownup. :(

Smooth Slamming sounds like a genre of music played on The Quiet Storm KBLX 102.9 FM.

How is this article not written by Mark Shrayber?