GOODELL: HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS? Boy, do you think they can make the playoffs with Romo behind center?

The most entertaining thing a Cub has done all year.

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

McNeese State needs to send a thank-you bouquet to OC Tim Beck for once again overthinking Nebraska out of a sure win.

Well, I'm thanking McNeese State for that one. It's not like Nebraska wanted to offer a competitive game. They wanted a blowout.

I was a swimmer in high school, and my senior year my team was vying for the state title with our biggest rivals. The scoring came down to the final relay; we were the numbers 1 and 2 seeds, but regardless of who won, whichever of the two of us finished higher would take home the title. It was a 200 yard freestyle…

It is Green Bay vs the Seahawks. The colors on your screen are messed up.

Your ability to procreate should be revoked.

I'd also like to add; "Assholes take newborn babies on red-eye flights because well, maybe they'll sleep." I frequently take a red-eye from LA back to the east coast, and almost every single goddamn time, someone has a newborn baby on the flight screaming the entire time when the other 250 people on the plane WANT TO…

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

Bumping this because it's good info and also because it's a grand day in my life when someone other than me gets to mention 'fecal incontinence'.

Pitches love vibrato.

Whoosh.....

At some point, all this excessive body scrubbing and exfoliating and bleaching seems like a good way to remove the skin's natural healthy defenses.

So, I am going to go ahead and declare that I will not dip my balls in bleach water. That seems extreme and is probably something a psychopath would do as part of a ritual cleansing routine before solemnly torturing and murdering small children.

Found your site while looking for a decent soap to clean one's anus.

YOU CANNOT CONTROL THE PUSSY.

Actual question for Leitch and others: what's with the seemingly internet-wide virulent hatred for Robert Rodriguez? I've only seen "Desperado" and "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" but loved them both in an uncomplicated sort of way. Great visuals, great music, great scene-chewing. Whose dog did this guy kick?

That Clive Warren is definitely a good actor